Two And A Half Men

(2003) Required UC: 2 per episode

Creater: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre

Actors:Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher and Angus T. Jones

• 24 Can You Feel My Finger EUR NA
• 23 Just Like Buffalo EUR NA
• 22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet EUR NA
• 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing EUR NA
• 20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark EUR NA
• 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You EUR NA
• 18 An Old Flame with a New Wick EUR NA
• 17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats EUR NA
• 16 That Was Saliva, Alan EUR NA
• 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick EUR NA
• 14 I Can't Afford Hyenas EUR NA
• 13 Sarah Like Puny Alan EUR NA
• 12 Camel Filters and Pheromones EUR NA
• 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor EUR NA
• 10 Merry Thanksgiving EUR NA
• 09 Phase One, Complete EUR NA
• 08 Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful EUR NA
• 07 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake EUR NA
• 06 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monke EUR NA
• 05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump EUR NA
• 04 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to T EUR NA
• 03 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hel EUR NA
• 02 Big Flappy Bastards EUR NA
• 01 Pilot EUR NA

• 24 Does This Smell Funny to You EUR NA
• 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab EUR NA
• 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother EUR NA
• 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On EUR NA
• 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey EUR NA
• 19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise EUR NA
• 18 It Was Mame, Mom EUR NA
• 17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! EUR NA
• 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? EUR NA
• 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand EUR NA
• 14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut EUR NA
• 13 Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów EUR NA
• 12 A Lung Full of Alan EUR NA
• 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos EUR NA
• 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater EUR NA
• 09 Yes, Monsignor EUR NA
• 08 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers EUR NA
• 07 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana EUR NA
• 06 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance EUR NA
• 05 Bad News from the Clinic EUR NA
• 04 Go Get Mommy's Bra EUR NA
• 03 A Bag Full of Jawea EUR NA
• 02 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls EUR NA
• 01 Back Off Mary Poppins EUR NA

• 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite EUR NA
• 23 Arguments for the Quickie EUR NA
• 22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie EUR NA
• 21 And the Plot Moistens EUR NA
• 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro EUR NA
• 19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin EUR NA
• 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler EUR NA
• 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer EUR NA
• 16 Ergo, the Booty Call EUR NA
• 15 My Tongue Is Meat EUR NA
• 14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded EUR NA
• 13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium EUR NA
• 12 That Special Tug EUR NA
• 11 Santa's Village of the Damned EUR NA
• 10 Something Salted and Twisted EUR NA
• 09 Madame and Her Special Friend EUR NA
• 08 That Voodoo That I Do Do EUR NA
• 07 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop EUR NA
• 06 Hi, Mr. Horned One EUR NA
• 05 We Called It Mr. Pinky EUR NA
• 04 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs EUR NA
• 03 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark EUR NA
• 02 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover EUR NA
• 01 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts EUR NA

• 24 Prostitutes and Gelato EUR NA
• 23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin EUR NA
• 22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag EUR NA
• 21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous EUR NA
• 20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot EUR NA
• 19 Smooth as a Ken Doll EUR NA
• 18 It Never Rains in Hooterville EUR NA
• 17 I Merely Slept with a Commie EUR NA
• 16 Young People Have Phlegm Too EUR NA
• 15 My Damn Stalker EUR NA
• 14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami EUR NA
• 13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer EUR NA
• 12 Castrating Sheep in Montana EUR NA
• 11 Walnuts and Demerol EUR NA
• 10 Kissing Abraham Lincoln EUR NA
• 09 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour EUR NA
• 08 Release the Dogs EUR NA
• 07 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head EUR NA
• 06 Apologies for the Frivolity EUR NA
• 05 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility EUR NA
• 04 A Pot Smoking Monkey EUR NA
• 03 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress EUR NA
• 02 Who's Vod Kanockers EUR NA
• 01 Working for Caligula EUR NA

• 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper EUR NA
• 18 If My Hole Could Talk EUR NA
• 17 Fish in a Drawer EUR NA
• 16 Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty EUR NA
• 15 Rough Night in Hump Junction EUR NA
• 14 Winky-Dink Time EUR NA
• 13 The Soil is Moist EUR NA
• 12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh EUR NA
• 11 Meander to Your Dander EUR NA
• 10 Kinda Like Necrophilia EUR NA
• 09 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids EUR NA
• 08 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? EUR NA
• 07 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room EUR NA
• 06 Help Daddy Find His Toenail EUR NA
• 05 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat EUR NA
• 04 City of Great Racks EUR NA
• 03 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo EUR NA
• 02 Media Room Slash Dungeon EUR NA
• 01 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom EUR NA

• 24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids EUR NA
• 23 Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth EUR NA
• 22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box EUR NA
• 21 Above Exalted Cyclops EUR NA
• 20 Hello, I am Alan Cousteau EUR NA
• 19 The Two Finger Rule EUR NA
• 18 My Son's Enormous Head EUR NA
• 17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? EUR NA
• 16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime EUR NA
• 15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat EUR NA
• 14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie EUR NA
• 13 I Think You Offended Don EUR NA
• 12 Thank God for Scoliosis EUR NA
• 11 The Devil's Lube EUR NA
• 10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited EUR NA
• 09 The Mooch at the Boo EUR NA
• 08 Pinocchio's Mouth EUR NA
• 07 Best H.O. Money Can Buy EUR NA
• 06 It's Always Nazi Week EUR NA
• 05 A Jock Strap in Hell EUR NA
• 04 The Flavin' and the Mavin' EUR NA
• 03 Damn You, Eggs Benedict EUR NA
• 02 Pie Hole, Herb EUR NA
• 01 Taterhead Is Our Love Child EUR NA

• 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well EUR NA
• 21 Gumby with a Pokey EUR NA
• 20 I Called Him Magoo EUR NA
• 19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave EUR NA
• 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day EUR NA
• 17 I Found Your Moustache EUR NA
• 16 Tinkle Like a Princess EUR NA
• 15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche EUR NA
• 14 Crude and Uncalled For EUR NA
• 13 Yay, No Polyps EUR NA
• 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste EUR NA
• 11 Warning, It's Dirty EUR NA
• 10 That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' EUR NA
• 09 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair EUR NA
• 08 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. EUR NA
• 07 Untainted by Filth EUR NA
• 06 Give Me Your Thumb EUR NA
• 05 For the Sake of the Child EUR NA
• 04 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator EUR NA
• 03 Mmm, Fish. Yum. EUR NA
• 02 Whipped Unto the Third Generation EUR NA
• 01 818-jklpuzo EUR NA

• 16 That Darn Priest EUR NA
• 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak EUR NA
• 14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs EUR NA
• 13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup EUR NA
• 12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead EUR NA
• 11 Dead from the Waist Down EUR NA
• 10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop EUR NA
• 09 A Good Time in Central Africa EUR NA
• 08 Springtime on a Stick EUR NA
• 07 The Crazy Bitch Gazette EUR NA
• 06 Twanging Your Magic Clanger EUR NA
• 05 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel EUR NA
• 04 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers EUR NA
• 03 A Pudding-Filled Cactus EUR NA
• 02 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer EUR NA
• 01 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud EUR NA

• 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! EUR NA
• 23 The Straw in My Donut Hole EUR NA
• 22 Why We Gave Up Women EUR NA
• 21 Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' EUR NA
• 20 Grandma's Pie EUR NA
• 19 Palmdale, Ech EUR NA
• 18 The War Against Gingivitis EUR NA
• 17 Not in My Mouth! EUR NA
• 16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy EUR NA
• 15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack EUR NA
• 14 A Possum on Chemo EUR NA
• 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion EUR NA
• 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! EUR NA
• 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip EUR NA
• 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes EUR NA
• 09 Frodo's Headshots EUR NA
• 08 Thank You for the Intercourse EUR NA
• 07 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets EUR NA
• 06 The Squat and the Hover EUR NA
• 05 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro EUR NA
• 04 Nine Magic Fingers EUR NA
• 03 Big Girls Don't Throw Food EUR NA
• 02 People Who Love Peepholes EUR NA
• 01 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt EUR NA

• 23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped EUR NA
• 22 My Bodacious Vidalia EUR NA
• 21 Another Night with Neil Diamond EUR NA
• 20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show EUR NA
• 19 Episode 18 EUR NA
• 18 The 9:04 from Pemberton EUR NA
• 17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries EUR NA
• 16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby EUR NA
• 15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It EUR NA
• 14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! EUR NA
• 13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line EUR NA
• 12 Welcome to Alancrest EUR NA
• 11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole EUR NA
• 10 One Nut Johnson EUR NA
• 09 I Scream When I Pee EUR NA
• 08 Something My Gynecologist Said EUR NA
• 07 Avoid the Chinese Mustard EUR NA
• 06 Ferrets, Attack! EUR NA
• 05 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam EUR NA
• 04 You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For EUR NA
• 03 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt EUR NA
• 02 A Big Bag of Dog EUR NA
• 01 I Changed My Mind About the Milk EUR NA

• 22 Oh, Wald-e, Good Times Ahead EUR NA
• 21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot EUR NA
• 20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia EUR NA
• 19 Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick EUR NA
• 18 West Side Story EUR NA
• 17 Welcome Home, Jake EUR NA
• 16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper EUR NA
• 15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin EUR NA
• 14 Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe EUR NA
• 13 Bite Me, Supreme Court EUR NA
• 12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. EUR NA
• 11 Taze in the Lady Nuts EUR NA
• 10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! EUR NA
• 09 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer EUR NA
• 08 Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room EUR NA
• 07 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie EUR NA
• 06 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants EUR NA
• 05 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 EUR NA
• 04 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank EUR NA
• 03 This Unblessed Biscuit EUR NA
• 02 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball EUR NA
• 01 Nangnangnangnang EUR NA

• 15 Of Course He's Dead Part 1 EUR NA
• 14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun EUR NA
• 13 Boompa Loved His Hookers EUR NA
• 12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off EUR NA
• 11 For Whom the Booty Calls EUR NA
• 10 Here I Come, Pants! EUR NA
• 09 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey EUR NA
• 08 Clockwise in Back Hole Until Tight EUR NA
• 07 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner EUR NA
• 06 Alan Shot a Little Girl EUR NA
• 05 Oontz, Oontz, Oontz EUR NA
• 04 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight EUR NA
• 03 Glamping in a Yurt EUR NA
• 02 A Chic Bar in Ibiza EUR NA
• 01 The Ol' Mexican Spinach EUR NA